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Do you want to get in touch with ME? Or my team?

If you want to talk about any suggestions, I will ignore them! How dare you think you are better than the Dork at the porn biz? Complete the form below, and it will be sent straight to my email and immediately ignored.

Have you noticed any mistakes?

Any weird twitches, or any website that should not be there? I’ll take that, but there will be severe consequences for the one that’s responsible from my team, for whatever went wrong! Complete the form below, it will be sent straight to my email

Do you want to have trades?

Well…why sir! How gracious and, might I say, considerate of you to think of that. For you, there is the same form below. Tell me about what you want to do, and what you want from me and I’ll come back within the same day, mostly!