Assoass.com

The backdoor is the new front door in this anal fest of a site!

Hey there, fellow naughty explorers of the internet! It’s your good buddy the Porn Dork, back with another snippet of tantalizing information for all you fine purveyors of adult material. Today, I’ve taken the liberty to delve into the world of assoass.com, a semiprecious gem of a site that is loaded to the brim with, you’ve got to guess this, anything and everything that celebrates the glorious beauty of some fine plump, firm, round asses. Come on, this whole review can make your whole room shake, metaphorically, of course…

At first glance, assoass.com hits you with a visually simplistic design that mimics a no-nonsense approach. My dudes and dudettes, although it might give you “Oh, this site is so last decade” vibes, don’t let the plain look fool you. There is no pretense, no show-off, just loads… and I mean loads of high-quality butt content to feast your eager eyes on.

The site takes a leap forward in user-friendly vibes using an easy and quite intuitive user interface. Now don’t you worry about a learning curve as you familiarize yourself with the layout; it’s as easy as making a booty call (pun definitely intended). The navigation bar is straightforward, it facilitates sorting by categories, duration, popularity, or you can just trust the most recent tabs and get a look on what’s spanking new.

Now, let’s talk about the content, the lifeline of a porn site. We are handed an expansive library full of juicy ass videos neatly gathered from various high-end porn websites. Yes, there’s a tad bit of everything for everyone and everything rises and converges to the love of booty! Amateur, Pro, you name it, assoass.com has it. The sheer array and quality of content are enough to give every ass lover a long-lasting smile.

Loading speed is pretty decent with quick streams and no annoying buffering icons. One of the visible perks is that when you jump to the link source, the video starts playing instantly. No waiting around, no killjoy, just instant gratification.

That’s enough about the plus side of things. Let’s talk about what might dim its shiny appeal a tiny bit in my eyes. Be warned, there are a terrorist load of ads and pop-ups which include unsolicited tabs. That’s a little annoying, isn’t it? And the streaming-only service means no downloads… the major downer in my opinion. And, without a dedicated search bar, pinpointing some specific craving can become a bit of a task sometimes.

To wrap it up, assoass.com is like an unpolished gem. It’s not without flaws, but the sheer quantity and quality of content can certainly make you overlook them. So, if you can stomach waves of ads, missing out on downloads, and the absence of a dedicated search bar (which hopefully will be introduced soon), then grab a bottle of lube and venture into the world of bouncing, teasing, and pleasing butts. As I always say, a bit of booty can never harm anybody!

PROS

• Easy and intuitive user interface
• Expanse and variety of ass content
• Good loading speed and quick streams

CONS

• An excessive amount of ads and pop-ups
• No download option
• Absence of a dedicated search bar