BedPage

BedPage Review

Are you one of the degenerates from before the great witch hunt of 2018 who knew what BackPage was? I promise this is relevant because BedPage started its work in the same year, right when the USA feds shut BackPage down for good, and the chaos of Craigslist had adult services and offers kicked off. Insert yours truly, Bed Page, the site that really wants to convince Google and you that it’s a true and proper replacement for these two sites. In case you aren’t as wretched as me, BedPage.com is the hooker and escort listing site. I want to say it’s only useful if you have the guts to meet real people, but you can literally choose phone sex as the service and get it. The place is pretty simple, almost like a humble notebook or a public wall.

How does the process work?

Well, there’s not much to the gist of it. Bed Page is the true citizen of Freedom Land, so you’re only gonna see cities and states of the Eagle Country. Choose one that’s closest to you, or one where you want to travel, but I don’t condone cheating on your significant other, ok? The listings are nothing to write home about. Like I said, it gives the vibes of a public restroom wall with all of the titles and names written out. Each entry has a phone number attached to it, which you are encouraged to call. There are countless services, some are literally adult job offerings and strippers advertising their party services. This is where you’re gonna want to hit the services button on the left of the screen, unless you enjoy just sifting through everything.

Ok, I might’ve lied a bit when I said the listings are simple, but let’s first cover the services. Click a few times on the little tag icon to open the full listing of all services. The other side of the page features four true categories. The known and loved Escort Services, the spicy Transsexual Escort Services, the somewhat (not really) SFW Bodyrub Services, and Male Escort Services are for the ladies and gents of taste. Each category directly connects you to escorts of the shown gender, so don’t go clicking on Trans tags and being surprised to find a trans guy. The only exception is the bodyrub category, and from what I could see, it’s my type of kinky. It has the most fantastical tags like nuru massage, spa massage, intimate massage, and full body massage. Yeah, I got a kink, bite me.

Quality of the Listings on Bedpage

With the services out of the way, I can finally talk about the listings again! You can always blind call the numbers, sure, but Bed Page also lets users make their mini profiles! All you gotta do is put the effort into your finger and click on any ad you find interesting. Boom, there’s the profile. You might get a cute video of the escort plus some pictures so you know how they look (the pics are often nude). Scroll a bit down, and you see all types of tags/services, and just a little bit more, you get to see some info. I found quite a few cute introductions and ethnicity claims, but I also liked how some escorts put their preferred meeting spots. I mean, if a girl offers to take me to her sex dungeon, who am I to decline?

Since I’m talking about the meeting spaces, I think this is a good spot to actually mention that you can do subsearches. Like, I chose Dallas as my starting city (not my home), and then the drop-down menu had the Areas option. I click on it, and the list shows off some important-looking locations like Cedars, Far North Dallas, Hillcrest Forest, and Lakewood Heights. Are these spots actually good meeting places? No idea, I never went to Dallas, but you might know! Click on any of the areas, and you get your search narrowed down even more. That’s at least four layers of filtering - state, city, location, service… ok, five since gender is also a thing. I riff on the site’s simplicity, but you get the four filters right up front when you start searching. Pretty nice to have them so visible, right?

Bedpage.com Conclution

You and I are smart enough to know that free sites are gonna have some ads, but I’ll be honest with you, I had zero issues when I went through the site. This is probably because I had my Brave browser ad block on, and nothing went through it, or maybe my phone was simply spared the horrors. Why use a phone? Well, you are using an escort site with advertised phone numbers, and you think you’re gonna use a PC for it? Maybe, but in my infinite wisdom, I had the foresight to take the real-life situation into account! But there’s a secret I’ve kept from you so far! And that’s that I’ve only reviewed the adult site of BedPage.com. Yes, the hooker booty call site has a SFW section, and it’s too pure for my eyes! You can check it out, and maybe even land a first job, but I’m sticking to the dark side.

Hookers! Can you hear that? That’s my echo into the pale void. I am legally not allowed to riff on the feds for cracking down on sex service sites, so let’s pretend I am not still pissed at how they did us dirty all those years ago. But hey! BedPage took flight as soon as the big hitters went down. Maybe it was the backup plan all along, but I’m going into conspiracy theories with that. I sat on my tinfoil hat this morning, you see. I hope you’re a USA citizen or visiting the US because the Bed Page is pretty much country-locked otherwise. I still kinda dislike how simple the site design is, but it also grew on me. It’s the smoothness of the installed drywall that got vandalized. As for you, my beloved pervert, you got escorts to hunt on BedPage.com, right?