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I actually managed to get in touch with the cyber sorcerers behind PornTopLinks - delightful bunch, overflowing with passion for their stellar vision with only one mission; to serve you the best in porn. They kindly gave the green light for the Dork to strut his stuff and honestly, they were reeled by my “handiwork”, complimenting my masturbation technique. They said, no one talks about tug jobs with our eloquent finesse, and I say, well, it’s all in a Dork’s day work!

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Alright, you gun-toting, lotion-slathering rascals! Before we part ways, let’s wrap this up with a hearty laugh. You know why porn listings love the Dork? Well, they enjoy a man who exercises his right to free speech—with his right hand. Seriously though, my mission is to bring you the genuine reviews you need. So hop on the PornDork express, and we’ll keep the wheels of this pleasure mobile churning, giving you loads of reasons to come back, because PornTopLinks isn’t the only rabbit hole we’re going to plunge into. Stay tuned; and remember, there’s no such thing as too much lube in this journey.