VivThomas

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When it comes to the flesh and bones of it all—or lack thereof, this is more an anatomy feast for the eyes—VivThomas nails it with their collection of the highest-quality lesbian porn that leaves no fantasy unfulfilled. The creators on this site have visions that even the wildest of minds couldn’t concoct. It’s clear these folks know their craft about as well as I know my hand—intimately and with unwavering dedication (I just can’t seem to stay on that no-masturbation challenge, I try though).

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Believe it or not, I had the pleasure of chatting with the fantastic team behind VivThomas to get their official thumb-up to pen this masterpiece. We exchanged emails, their politeness matched only by their delightful sense of humor. They even complimented me on my review skills and, oddly enough, on the flawless finesse of my infamous wrist work. No comments. As thrilling as this encounter was, it was their genuine passion for their craft that really won me over.

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