WatchJAVonline

Oh, right, of course. You’re back to hear more from PornDork, the part-time master of the ‘five finger shuffle’ and full-time online adult entertainment wizard.

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One day, PornDork - the real OG - stepped up his game and reached out to the team behind WatchJAVonline. Those folks were as excited as a dog with two tails to have me plumb the depths of their website. Between trading stories about how we discovered our ‘self-service’, they complimented my excellent taste in adult content and the flair with which I, ahem, ‘critiqued’ it.

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Finally, remember, every love affair has to end, but the memory of a good Asian session…oh, that sweet burn in your palms, it lingers. It’s always bittersweet saying sayonara but don’t you worry about me, I got more sites like WatchJAVonline lined up for some rigorous reviewing, probably more than I’ve got tissues for.

As for my mission? I just want every poor soul out there to have their Asian porn moment without looking over their shoulder. So, you better come back for more reviews; because just like that ‘experienced’ older woman, I never leave you unsatisfied. I mean, it’s almost philanthropic…in a hand-jobby sort of way.